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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:00
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Plants Grow Hidden Second Root System – And It’s Helping Fight Climate Change - SciTechDaily
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Scientists Uncover “Alien” Chemistry Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Deposits - SciTechDaily
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
No way
How do women feel when they are in love?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
When did women stop wearing bonnets in North America?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors